Wednesday 1 April 2009

From today's Metro

"I'd snog Jodie Marsh, marry Chantelle Houghton and avoid Posh Spice. Upper-class birds like her are too much like hard work."

Wayne Mason, of Essex: you are a failure of evolution and almost certainly only kept alive day to day by the barriers that stop terminally stupid people wandering out into traffic. And yet, if you became ill, the NHS would spend my money trying to save your worthless life so that you may continue to generate carbon dioxide and precious little else. You are irrefutable evidence that humanity must die.

1 comment:

  1. His locale should give you a clue, it's the 21st Century equivalent of Norfolk - full of in-bred weirdos who speak an indecipherable dialect... or am I thinking of the North?

    Be careful not to confuse xenophobia with sociopathy - one should never place unreasonable limits on one's hatred :-)

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