Islam empowers Skynet

Kudos to the Islamic faith for the great work it’s doing to bring about the extinction of mankind. Obviously there’s the whole Iran-initiated nuclear holocaust to hope for, but even if they don’t really have the balls for that, there’s Muslim women’s couture, which is a total Allah-send for genocidal machines from the future. Why bother developing robots that look and move exactly like people when all you need to do is get the eyes and the hands right and then cover the whole thing in a black cloth?

 Killing machines from the near-future?

Not only does it not arouse suspicion, it’ll actually benefit from cultural discrimination. Terminators could trundle down the street on tank tracks, bristling with all kinds of heavy ordinance, and people will actively ignore them.

The hijab: inviting death from the future since the 7th century.